: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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