I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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