Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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