dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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