it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
