I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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