Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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