Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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