Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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