Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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