Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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