did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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