I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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