well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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