he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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