This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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