his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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