whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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