try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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