So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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