She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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