I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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