do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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