so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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