So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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