i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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