what day is it and did you see me today?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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