that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
