yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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