Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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