I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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