Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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