All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
we should paint friendship bongs
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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