You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This can only be settled by a dance off.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
