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(513): View more from Ohio

Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.

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(817): View more from Texas

Midnight walks are trippy

(1-817): View more from Texas

I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(216): View more from Ohio

make any headway on the foot/dick situation?

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(406): View more from Montana

Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass

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(519): View more from Ontario

oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?

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Why are you in my underwear drawer?

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(519): View more from Ontario

mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly

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(360): View more from Washington

Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.

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