once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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