Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
