we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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