We won't sleep together?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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