we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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