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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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