UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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