So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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