It's just like the Real World with babies
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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