Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize