I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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