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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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