and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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