id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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