He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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