"it" just moved
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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