Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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