ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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