It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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